Santa's Secret Secretion

The gift of our Claustrum gland

Dec 26, 2022

Ever wonder where the myth of Santa Claus actually comes from?

What if I were to tell you that Santa does exist?

Of all festivals celebrated all over the known world, that held in honor of Santa Claus ranks as first in the hearts of all humanity, old as well as young.

I remember asking many questions about this mysterious Santa, and when I pressed too hard for answers, I got suspicious replies.

This was one of the first times I “woke up” as a child - when I began to mistrust the stories I was being told, and began to lose confidence in my parents’ charade.

Like many children, I was shocked when I found that Santa didn’t exist. However I didn’t shed tears, because I knew there was a spirit behind the story.

Are you ready to believe in Santa once again?

What if I were to tell you that the Saint in all of us sends presents from the claustrum gland of our brain, down the chimney of our spine?

Before you close this page and report me as mentally unstable, I ask that you have a little faith, as you once did when you were a child.

Go grab your hot chocolate and you better sit. I, along with a couple doctors from medical texts that are over 100 years old, are going to tell you a story.

This version of the Santa story will make a lot more sense, and is more practical than a fat man silently shimmying down a chimney like a ninja while wild animals patiently wait and prance like kittens on your roof.

Santa comes down the chimney of our spinal column

On either side of our thalamus, which is an inner-region of our brain, there sit two glands - the pineal in back and pituitary in front.

The pineal is cone shaped and secretes a yellow or golden fluid, while the pituitary is elliptical and contains a whitish secretion like milk. The fluids from both of these glands come from the claustrum, which means “cloister” or “barrier.”1

Can you think of a certan tree that has cones and secretes a yellow sap from the top?

The pituitary also secretes a fluid that stimulates the growth of connective tissues and to be essential to sex development.2

The precious gift, also known as our cerebrospinal fluid, flows from our North Pole, down our spinal cord.

In the Greek language, from which the New Testament was translated, this fluid is called Christ, which is the Greek word for oil.

“These two glands are the male and female, the Joseph and Mary of the physical body, and are the parents of the spiritual son born in the solar plexus of each human being, commencing about the age of twelve.
This yellow and white material, which is the milk and honey referred to in the Bible, at last reaches the solar plexus via semi-lunar ganglia (see chart), the Bethlehem of the physical body. In Hebrew, Bethlehem means “house” (Beth) of bread (lehem). “I am the bread of life,” said the allegorical Jesus.
In the solar plexus is a thimble-shaped depression/ a cave or manger, and in this is deposited the psycho-physical seed, or holy child, born of this immaculate conception. This psycho-physical seed is also called “fish,” as it has the odor of fish and is formed in the midst of the waters, the pure water. ‘Jesus is a fish in the midst of the waters’ (St. Augustine)
Before birth the human foetus floats, like a fish, in the fluids by which it is surrounded. And as it is with the child formed on the generative plane, so it is with the spiritual child born in the solar-plexus the Bethlehem. Joseph and Mary, by furnishing the material for the spiritual child which was to redeem the child or body formed in generation, paid the symbolical redemption money.
Holy Ghost is Greek for breath. The breath, descending the vagus nerve into the solar plexus, enters the manger where Joseph and Mary are, and where Jesus the Seed is literally "conceived by the Holy Ghost"
- George W. Carey, MD God-Man: The Word Made Flesh (1920)

The Pineal Gland

The pinecone itself also has symbolic ties to the idea of eternity.

The spiralling shape of the pine cone adheres to the Golden Ratio, a number that shows up all over nature and wherever there is growing life.

The pinecone was revered by ancient pagan people as the fruit (or seed) of the evergreen - a symbol which is connected to ideas of eternal life. It has also been considered a phallic symbol for its shape and role in creating life.

The following are some possible examples of pinecones appearing in ancient art.3

Egypt: In ancient Egypt, the symbol of the pinecone is found depicted on the Staff of Osiris (from about 1224 BC). This image shows two serpents that intertwine on their way up the staff which is topped with a pinecone. Some researchers link the snakes with the Hindu idea of kundalini – in which the pinecone acts as the pineal gland (or Ajna chakra).

Detail of the Staff of Osiris. — *Detail of the Staff of Osiris*

Greece and Rome, Italy : The god known as Dionysus to the ancient Greeks and Bacchus to the ancient Romans was often shown holding a staff covered with ivy leaves topped with a pinecone. This symbolic staff was known as a thyrsus and was carried and used by mystics in their rituals.

A Roman relief showing a dancing maenad holding a thyrsus (12-140 AD).

Later, the Romans built a massive bronze pinecone sculpture (pigna) that reportedly sat on the top of the Pantheon and served as a fountain. Now, this is thought to be the largest pinecone statue in the world. It can be found today in front of the Vatican. The peacocks at either side represent immortality and ascension.

In ancient Greek, the peacock is associated with Argos, a monster with one hundred eyes that could see everything – the all-seeing eye. It is no coincidence that in medieval Europe (Italy and UK), the feather of the peacock became associated with bad luck and called the ‘evil eye’. In Asia, peacock feathers are a symbol of good luck.4

Christmas trees as symbols of immortality

The use of plants in the home for religious celebrations can be traced all the way back to the ancient Egyptians and their worship of the sun god, Ra.

Like many ancient cultures, the Egyptians the Winter Solstice for 12 days starting on December 21st, commerating the re-birth of the sun god Ra on the 25th.

For the three days prior to the 25th, the sun is barely be visible during the daytime because it was at its lowest point in the sky. On the 25th of December, the sun god (Son of God) would finally rise.

During the Winter Solstice, the Ancient Egyptians celebrated by decorating their homes with lush plants such as palm leaves and branches. These trees were green all year round (much like the evergreen fir tree regularly used for modern-day Christmas trees) and were used to show triumph over death during the darker days of winter.

In northern Europe, the Celtic Druid priests often decorated their temples with evergreen tree branches as symbols of eternal life.

The Vikings (and other Scandinavian & Germanic people of this time) celebrated the Yuletide Festival for 12 days starting on December 25th. The festival was primarily a celebration of the re-awakening of nature brought on by the returning of the sun after the Winter Solstice.

During this time, the Norse god Odin would fly across the sky on his eight-legged horse, Sleipnir, delivering gifts to children (remind you of anyone?). The children would leave their boots by the fireplace (much like we do today with stockings) for Odin to pop the presents into.5

Odin on his eight-legged horse, Sleipnir

Norse people believed that evergreen plants had magical properties that would protect them from the evil spirits that would come out at the darkest time of year. They hung branches of evergreen trees, holly, and mistletoe over their doors and windows as protection. During the Yule Festival, the Vikings would also decorate a “Yule Tree” with small statues of their gods, clothing, and food.

The world awaits the rebirth of the Sun and Christ on December 25th.

Could Jesus also have been a physical incarnation of God’s order in the stars above?
Could the Sun of God and sacred oil be the Christ Consciousness within us all?
If Christ sacrificed Himself for our sins, isn’t it time to repay Him by redeeming the sacred seeds He so lovingly gave us?

The gift of our expanded consciousness awaits.

Open wisely.